I approve of this analogy if and only if you mean that Tucker Carlson is a bizarre variety of Pokemon.

I guess I just always assumed that joining the US was the Québec Separatists' ultimate motivation.

In admiration of Bridges' fine example, I dedicate every upvote I get for this comment to the Standing Rock protesters.

No, her love is an objective fact.

I can't help but be reminded of Danny Strong on Mad Men.

I'm not hearing a "no". . .

Only if the dump is dropped from the plane.

Did he also call you "darling" and "huge"?

I believe the term is "Mennonite."

This more so than usual, though.

Cruising around town in my black beema. . .

Scream Blakula Scream

This is the show that America needs right now.

In a glass, served by a blonde waitress of at least 5'8" in height.

Some liberal sex dog you are. . .

If I called you old-fashioned I'd have to drink you as a matter of principle. . .actually that's a sacrament I can really get behind!

And the vine said, "Long-stemmed, leafy people need not apply. . ."

I don't care what people say: Twizzlers are better.

Why do I have a feeling that imagery strikes a particular nerve with you?

♫ Hey, white boy
What you doin' uptown?
Hey, white boy
You chasin' our women around?
Oh pardon me sir, it's the furthest from my mind
I'm just lookin' for chicken on which to dine
I'm waiting for my man ♫