See, my theory (formulated just now, after learning of this show's existence) is that two Disney execs did a ton of cocaine together and started scribbling random phrases on a whiteboard in an office. Then, one of two things happened:

Awesome noise is right. I've spent the last 18 years looking for one of those rings but to no avail.

I wish there was an easy way to spell out that noise that Bart and Lisa's rings make. The joke of the noise winding down after Marge says "I was talking about our wedding rings" is one of my favorite jokes in the episode.

Third base!

I can't wait to see the horrific things the Burmese tribesmen he helped in Rambo do in 20 years.

I think it's kinda like the 13th floor of a skyscraper. Some shows have them, while others like Community skip over them out of superstition.

I don't know how "controversial" it is, because barely enough people knew about the show for it to even register, but I'd like to see a serious, academic discussion about the episode of "That's My Bush" that deals with abortion, featuring a sentient aborted fetus as the head of the pro-life contingent.

But Drake can't be wingless. He's too fly.

I don't. I just have parents who do, and who like to update me on particularly "funny" episodes.

So, I'm confused. Does she meet the "a half man" requirement because she's a woman, and therefore worth less than a man, or because she's a lesbian, and therefore halfway to being a man? I just want to get a handle on the show's logic here so that I can move on to more pressing questions, like why Ashton Kutcher's…

Well, he did say once that he won't stop until people say "James Franco is the white Donald Glover." So this is clearly just another step in his increasing Francoification.

As long as the cast of Community makes an appearance of some kind, I'll allow it.

Yeah, I was getting worried about the future of the show for a second. Now It'll get the cable rerun boost that Family Guy and Futurama got, and the show can finally find its audience.

No, that's FXXX, which launches in 2014. And then goes bankrupt in 2016 after everyone remembers the Internet exists.

Holy shit, you guys. Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge is a reality!

She can show up and start threatening Brie Larson's character, forcing Abed into a classic love triangle.

They're still copy-editing it. Here's a sneak peek:

My money's on the guy on the far right with what appears to be a used condom in his hair.

It's my understanding that one of the biggest problems Florida has right now is gangs of former boy band members roaming the state attacking people like feral dogs.

That's nothing. Once when I was in Orlando I was held up by a group of guys claiming I was on O-Town's turf. After I fought them off with my nunchaku I realized it was actually O-Town themselves. Those guys really hit some hard times. I felt so bad for them I bought them all some McDonalds and let them be on their way.