Ah. I was thinking more of the female side (as I usually am). I just assumed a guy version would just be a literal dick-measuring contest.

No, because that would be the shortest competition ever.

No, because that would be the shortest competition ever.

ALF reruns would probably be the highest-rated scripted show on NBC. That's not even a knock on NBC. I'd watch the shit out of ALF reruns in primetime. I like the way you think, O'Neal.

ALF reruns would probably be the highest-rated scripted show on NBC. That's not even a knock on NBC. I'd watch the shit out of ALF reruns in primetime. I like the way you think, O'Neal.

Wait…the Simpsons do movie references? I thought they came up with all their ideas on their own. My world is upside-down right now.

Wait…the Simpsons do movie references? I thought they came up with all their ideas on their own. My world is upside-down right now.

Whoa, now. No need to resort to hypothetical violence.

Whoa, now. No need to resort to hypothetical violence.

I was actually just referring to LA's teams there. But if a disillusioned Knicks fan wants to think of them that way, who am I to crush his dreams?

I was actually just referring to LA's teams there. But if a disillusioned Knicks fan wants to think of them that way, who am I to crush his dreams?

I disagree. I find this intriguing. First, I'd love to see a 40-something playing the role of a perpetual child. I also want to see an actor who's convinced he's in a serious drama working with "ironic" script. If they get Dustin Hoffman to reprise his role, I'll be first in line opening night.

I disagree. I find this intriguing. First, I'd love to see a 40-something playing the role of a perpetual child. I also want to see an actor who's convinced he's in a serious drama working with "ironic" script. If they get Dustin Hoffman to reprise his role, I'll be first in line opening night.

I can see ads now:

I can see ads now:

It still confuses me why people get so upset about there not being black people on Girls. Is it really that hard to believe that four white girls who moved to NY from the suburbs wouldn't have any black friends?

It still confuses me why people get so upset about there not being black people on Girls. Is it really that hard to believe that four white girls who moved to NY from the suburbs wouldn't have any black friends?

If it wasn't for my crippling addiction to caffeine, I'd quit drinking Red Bull in protest.

Best question: Why is beautiful cast member Alison Brie not clearly visible and naked in EVERY photograph?

Proposal: Dan Harmon and Bill Lawrence switch shows. That way both get work and both shows get a solid showrunner.