Demon Sword was fucking awesome. At least when you turned on Game Genie and applied the elaborate backstory I wrote in my head.

Right? Way to bury the fuckin' lede, Dyess-Nugent. I went through about five minutes of "Eh, maybe," to get to the "I need to watch this now" part.

Damn, you're right. I need to stop these stupid shitty movies from taking up space in my brain.

I could've sworn I'd seen (or possibly read about) that rat-in-a-bucket thing before. I'm coming up blank, though. Anyone have any idea what I'm thinking of?

I got extremely excited when I saw this post, because I thought it said "Angels in the Outfield remake" instead of "reunion." God, what I would give to see Albert Pujols pallin' around with the modern-day equivalent of Christopher Lloyd.

I think they say this in the commentary, but that line really is sold by the emphasis on "ALL."

Your honor, we don't need to deliberate. E. Buzz Miller's words are just as true now as they were in his time. We hereby award Community six seasons and a movie!

I'm gonna Lynch the next person that does one of these.

What's up teddy bear? You're made of cotton, what's that all about? we should do a movie together.

One of my all-time favorite lines is in this episode: 
"Wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended." *flips through textbook* "We won!"
"Yay! U-S-A! U-S-A!"

I can't think of a single person who hears the words "if you like Dave Coulier" and thinks "That's me alright."

The Boxin' Jock and the Foxy Doc. You're welcome.

They paid for 'em, they're gonna use 'em, goddammnit. They sure as hell aren't gonna make up for their losses with DVD sales.

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus Maybe Domino's. But Michael Bay movies are usually BK's turf. It wouldn't surprise me if they become obsessed with Whoppers instead of pizza just to fit in their product placement.

That's what the Burger King and Mountain Dew tie-ins are for.

Wow. You really Britta'd liking that comment.

Are you saying the Lord of the Rings sucks? Because if so, I know a few guys with swords who'd like a word with you.

I don't know how you'd cover workaholics week-to-week. Every review would just be: "Well, the guys did some random, stupid shit this week. Here's what I found funny, and here's what I didn't find funny."

I always assumed that's what "America's Got Talent" starts out as, before becoming a singing-and-dancing competition as the season wears on and more obscure acts get cut. But having never watched more of the show than 30-second promos, I can't say for sure.

I think that's just a pretty good little character tick. Tons of kids in the hood spit all damn day for no reason.