"You don't even know who I am, do you?"
"I think so. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"

Agreed. I don't think the jokes during the Drunk Uncle segment were really that funny, but Moynahan sold the shit out of them.

Sir, I feel sorry for you. To no longer appreciate the majesty of a great rack is truly to have lost part of your soul.

So….is this going to be a thinly veiled exploration of racism in America, or a one-joke sitcom where the joke is "OMG, they're puppets, but they behave like real people?"

He's fine, though

To read the full thing you'll have to buy my book. But I can tell you that it ends with them cuddling for the appropriate amount of time.

If Diet Dr Pepper couldn't save them, noone could.

I can see it now. Evil Troy and Evil Abed break into the Cougartown universe in their process of jumping through timelines. Once Evil Abed calms down from his inevitable geek-out, and they play a few games of pennycan, they enlist the Cougartown gang in their quest, but somehow wind up aboard the Serenity. River Tam…

Possibly, but deep down he's still an Irishman from Southie. Never count those crazy bastards out of a fistfight, especially if he gets some liquor in him first.

I think it's actually a tough call. Donaghy's probably in better physical shape, but Swanson is definitely a better technical fighter. And Jack would almost definitely pay off the ref and/or judges.

They are clearly animals that look like fungi. They have eyes, legs and move. Fungi don't move through their own will. Bowser is the oppressor, and needs to be stopped. #OCCUPYMUSHROOMKINGDOM

Yeah, and I don't see them getting on Bowser's ass for enslaving the proud Goomba race and forcing them to walk in predetermined patterns for the rest of their short, hellish lives.

Am I the only person who actually likes Spanglish? It's not Oscar-caliber by any means but I think Sandler actually gives a good performance.

$80 million production budget? Jesus Christ. I didn't know bad wigs and foley farts cost that much money.

Why would they block a trailer? Isn't the whole point of a trailer to get people to watch it?

Change "episode" to "series," and I wholeheartedly agree. I still to this day reference that plot at least once a week.

How many pictures from Lohan's trial do you guys have on file? It seems like every other day there's a story on her, and it always comes with a new, somewhat appropriate photo.

Slick Rick would like to get in on this as well.

Wait a minute. Edible spiders don't crawl. EDIBLE SPIDERS DON'T CRAWL!

Did anyone else get flashes of the King of the Hill Episode when Hank finds out he was actually born in New York? I think it had the same basic resolution, too—they just say "fuck it, it doesn't matter" and everything's back to normal.