Ol' Dirty Bastard covering Billie Holiday's Good Morning, Heartache = Good

I had no idea that Armie Hammer played both twins until Tasha said it in the podcast.

Zoo would be historically pretentious even if the subject wasn't horsefucking.

Scooty Puff Senior = Taco on a scooter with a naginta talking Japanese gibberish about getting high.

Who would be the most terrifying new lead character for The Office? It's a shame that Dennis Hopper is dead. I'd love to see Frank Booth taking over Dunder-Mifflin.

AV Club
Congrats to Scott Tobias for his 30 point comeback victory. Even worse, he won with a trio of the hated Packers. At least my team is leading the league in moral victories.

I was winning until Tobias snatched victory away during the Monday night game. Curse you Cover-2 defense allowing all those short catches!

Cod.

Hey Teadoust, that's not the real David Caruso. He's always welcome based on his Sit Down, Shut Up cancellation appearance alone.

TiVo skipped the first word and sorted My.

They could make 13 episodes about addicts jonesing for a fix. Also them sitting around and realizing how little they have in common.

It's either this or Outsourced. Place your vote!

Football
The show also debuted against the Saints/49ers game on Monday Night Football.

I like to think Ben Gazzara plays the same character in Killing of a Chinese Bookie and Road House.

Promos
The commercials had random people posting Facebook messages. Was anyone really swayed that Bavarian Erin enjoyed a free screening of a TV show?

@ Henchman: You are in first after one week. The amount of random variation nullifies this accomplishment. That's why the discriminating fantasy nerd prefers the marathon of baseball to the sprint/slot machine feel of football.

Works for me. They should make an episode where Andre spends his entire waiver budget on Jonathan "5 carries" Stewart while dropping Brandon Jackson.

League
The entire episode was worth it to introduce "rosterbate" into the lexicon.

What a horrific acting choice/director's decision. Clearly unfunny and so… damn… slow.

I live and work in Silver Spring. I was concerned when I heard that Discovery laid off 100 people last week. Luckily it wasn't a disgruntled former worker with a sniper rifle but a paranoid-delusional guy with a handgun and a barbecue tank.