Oy
The comments below will explain why Savage Love does not allow them.

The studio did indeed release the movie on Wednesday. A pox on their movie house.

Obligatory Biastioc reference.

Wow
I didn't even know this was coming out this year. It took about 8 months before I fell in love with I'll Sleep When You're Dead. Sounds like this is a much slower burn.

Hey man, Wonderland isn't that bad.

@ whataworkout: If you want aimless boosters, checkout Petworth and Columbia Heights.

DC
I live in Silver Spring, the town directly north of these fools. It beats Wonderland because we have a pirate bar.

ET
In other news, Entertainment Tonight is apparently still on the air.

To clarify, OP's post paraphrases Armond White's review for The Last Airbender.

I'm not going to front. The masses demand exhaustive coverage. It's in room 7AB at 8:30.

Nothing like a political dustup to have this site's decorum turn into Ain't It Cool News.

You know this conversation took place somewhere this weekend:

@ doorknob: You prefer The A-Team to Inception. That's fully your right.

Everyone needed to make the 'kick' at the same time. Whoever was left over would be left in Limbo forever. That's why he had to send everyone at once.

Hey Tasha, you always sounded black on the podcasts. Your reviews are always on point except for G.I. Joe, which I freely admit that I've never seen.

Tasha Robinson is white?!?

And he received the fame he sorely craved.

Here's video of Tommy Wiseau discussing the distribution of THTDBOA: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

New Boss
Have Ricky Gervais take over and watch the universe fold in on itself. Give him some existential dread over history repeating itself while they're at it.

Bond Casting
Christian Bale as Bond
Leonardo DiCaprio as Blofeld
Carrie Anne Moss as Moneypenny
Michael Caine as Q
CCH Pounder as May Day