16 and Superpowered, Teen Superhero 2, Jersey Superhero, Beavis and Deadpool

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Oh, you've never heard of The Wire? Guess you must be lost.

@johnnyfriendly:disqus Screech and Bubbles can easily be merged into one character.

Damn dude, why do you need an explanation!? It's Jay Mohr, man! Jay Fuckin' Mohr!

Roseanne did it! Roseanne did it!

"But don't go on POP CULTURE MEDIA SITES and complain when people openly talk about things that happen in TV shows."

@avclub-6aed4a826430eb0cc42a84581f0fd884:disqus Meh, it doesn't take any 8 years to watch Dexter, and quite frankly, if you're watching it that slowly, you're wasting your time.

Holy shit, I can't believe they got Kimmy Gibbler from Full House to play a jedi!

Why were they looking at his ass hair, anyway?

@avclub-df5a3dab229f5dc14178a10e61efaa49:disqus You can totally blame him for not at looking like Venom or Eddie Brock.

It's definitely not Breaking Bad.

This is my favorite show I've never watched. Wait, no, that's probably some other show.

I'm going to open a store just to sell to the Parks and Rec people.

Tyler Perry?! More like HOMOSEXUAL JIM CARREY! AHAHAHAHAHAH *farts*

Kids aren't respectful anymore! Men don't act like men these days; they're abusive! Women aren't strong enough role models! If you cheat on your man, you'll get HIV! Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Hm. Depends on your definition of incest. Lancel was banging Cersei in season 2.

If you can't laugh at a blind kid holding a dead bird as though it's alive, well then, you can't be fixed.

You're cool because you haven't seen a classic comedy. Hey everyone, come check out how cool this guy is!

That's the dumb and dumbererest thing I've ever heard!