YA MAN DIDN'T YOU SEE MANKIND FALL OFF THAT CAGE THAT ONE TIME?

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus The a stands for off? I think laughing my hatass would work fine.

That's why I can't wait for the Josh Hamilton biopic, Oh God, This Came Out Four Years Too Late!

@stepped_pyramids:disqus A lot of time that's just faux bullshit, though. They do the same thing with Michelle Obama. My dad went on a rant about how she went shopping for clothes in a Target, and that's something First Ladies shouldn't/don't do. But my Dad didn't vote for Obama nor does he care about clothes, so why…

No wonder he dressed up as her, amirite? You know, cause gay people dress up like women? Ha!

That would be a pretty cool sequel to Minority Report though, if like, you could see infringement on your ideas in the future, and like, Apple could be like, we have that patent in the future, so we're suing you now.

Someone always makes my joke ideas before I make them. I HATE THIS SITE.

When I heard the guy make a goddamn slide whistle noise, by God that was the last straw!

It's cool that he didn't make any money from me, because I never heard the damn song anyway.

Yeah, I wouldn't. I don't see what the big damn deal is. She made 15,000+ dollars and had to pay taxes and go to a dealership. Wow what a hard life. I would cut off a toe for 15,000 dollars.

Wow, shoes for only 27,000 dollars! That's right up my girlfriend's alley!

"Yes clearly the only way to reach out to moderately religious people is
to insult them constantly and blatantly misrepresent their beliefs."

They hate Gervais because he's a loud atheist? I guess The A/V Club is quite a God-fearing bunch, to be fair.

nope, I wish

@avclub-a2934016078501af33db59ab3339f46a:disqus Yet it's 80% liked among the audience.

I'm actually curious if what she said is true or not. I've heard of people selling cars to people who are willing to pay the taxes. That could always just mean they're doing what this lady did and reselling it immediately. It also just seems insane to think that people are forfeiting tons of prizes due to taxes. There…

Badger mispronounces "Rigel," and it pisses me RIGHT THE HELL OFF.

She sounds like a damn whiner. I would love to win 33,000 dollars worth of stuff and sell it for 17,500 dollars. I also thought it was common knowledge that you have to pay taxes. My parents used to tell me about that when I was like 10 years old.

Not without my friends!

Biff looks like he'd be a good father. I'd totally let him take me and my friends to ride go-karts and then bone my mom afterwards.