Those dogs make my penis so hard it hurts! Ha ha!!!

I thought it was kinda strange that the hippie movement was aimed to destroy and deconstruct all nations in Europe, but that's just me.

You go girl!

I want to beat Allister McAllister's face in with a rusty hammer.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing except instead of a cable installation dude I was thinking of an awful comedian.

Larry the Fucking Cable Guy made 13 million? I need to reevaluate my life.

This story made me lol, not just because he is a huge loser but also because it reminded me of the episode where Mel Torme et al., think Kramer is mentally handicapped.

@avclub-e02f170d9031d2f84fefd2f59c16a285:disqus Okay, but it *is* Johnny Cash, not just any old 60 year old country singer.

I dunno, I still like that one script he wrote.

I don't associate it because it doesn't fit their dancing. #DebbieDowner

Somehow he succeeded in looking like a gay woman and failed at looking like Michael Jackson.

Taco-flavored kisses for my Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov!

If I wanted somebody to turn up my headphones, I woulda done it my goddamn self at the gas station!

Hey man, I think John Carter 2: Hope We Make Money This Time! could be a pretty good film.

G.O.B.: It ain’t easy being white,

If only Encyclopedia were alive to help…

*flips back to previous page to search out The Case of the Big Boner Intellectual Property Suit*

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Fantastic Four 2: Silver Surfer: Havana Nights

*slowly turns the letter A on the board*

Good news, everyone!