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Johnny Wiseau
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i was inspired by 911 to make even greater tragedy with my masterpiece, The Room.

Yeah, he looks like the fake Eazy-E from the "Dre Day" video.

Yous a penguin-lookin' holographic mothafucka.

Em's verse on My Life was great.  It helped that the beat was killer too.

gorge lukas is good frend of mine.  dont say his name in vain pleas.

i wud screen The Room for hitler if he was still alive.

making great movie about how my ex-girlfrend is a bitch.

thats not true, its Bullshit.

my Lisa wuld never use our Bed to sleep with other men,

hello doggie

i asked paulmc Cartney to make music for the Room Soundtrack.  he said no.  he Betray me.

my friend mark cud use a girlfrend.  send them to the room please.

Beat's good, but Em isn't flowing with it at all.  He can still rap when he wants to though.  He did a great verse on 50 Cent's My Life.

I'm pretty sure that's not exactly true.  Didn't their sex tape come out in 2000?  I watched it a lot before I met my future wife Lisa.

my Lisa wud never do this.  she is not a slut.

this isn't My Lisa.