Not an issue.

But now you know how to cure salmon for your house-guests.

I don't blame them.

I can only speak for the first few years of my own experience, but the real drain isn't movies, toys, or any of that crap. It's diapers and doctors. The sheer number of illnesses makes the head spin. I wouldn't even venture to count them. By the way, cranky babies with constant ear pain LOVE to take medicine.

It's possible, though I never made it to to Sergeant due to unforeseen screwing around. Also, if you intend on destroying me to capture my power like in Jet Li's "The One", I think you'll find it isn't worth the effort.

Meatloaf, potatoes, and some sort of frozen veggie. Hot dogs are planned for Thursday night.

Hey that was pretty good. I'd listen to that again, perhaps as a collection of other similar songs written/recorded by the same young men!

Nobody pays me for being an asshole. The 1% indeed.

You can replace "overthought" with "underthought" and still be correct.

Sounds like a either a teenager or a toddler.

I thought we already debunked that with the Cheesesteak Act of 1972.

Makes me feel like less of a man. I also don't wear band-aids or hug.

Well go out and get a job and buy a choo-choo!

Also an important technique to remember when cutting jalepenos.

How could the tears of any being be considered vegan?

Exceptions are certainly made for language barriers. Or Germany. You can either have light, dark, wheat, or maybe marzen. And forget bothering with which brewery it came from. Not notated anywhere I could find. But at least it was all about the same quality. Good, easy-drinking beer.

One tried to pick up good vibrations whenever possible. I've been told LSD helps.

You can't get me. I've lashed myself to the mast and stuffed beeswax into the ears of all my men.

If you just walk up to the bar and order "beer", you get what you deserve.

Rocky II, but way more boring.