I'm sure "cocaine pinata" has been done before somewhere.

My favorite thought is that Van Damme got fired like six different times before it really took.

Same here. I'm not proud. Or tired.

Oh yeah, I remember Fern Gully.

The trim is also blue. You'd be surprised how well it works for crown moulding.

The 12-year-old's ideal form of what awesome looks like. And Chun Li, as noted below.

I kinda doubt that's an option for him at this point.

It's just as well that we can't afford the kind healthcare we'd need to keep us alive under that kind of diet.

You mean you can't afford to eat several $15 hamburgers every day?

Not since their super-manly captain took them down Mexico-way after stops in Cedar Rapids and Frisco.

We also would have just accepted a link to "Falling Apart" by Lagwagon.

Sung to the tune of "More Human Than Human", I assume.

Right, I guess I just didn't get the I-vi portion of it. The Slipknot song seems to riff on one chord the whole time before the "turn-around", which doesn't really fit the IV-V part either. Just seems like chromatic riffage. And the lyrical phrasing just happens to fit. Aside from a basic structure being slightly…

Must be one of those mythical American Boyfriends that Canadian girls are always dating.

After listening to the Slipknot song, I'm not hearing it the way you are. I would say the vocals from Slipknot CAN fit into the Wiggles chord progression because the phrasing happens to fit, but that the original Slipknot has only a passing resemblance to the "50s Progression". Of course, I don't have any music theory…

Same as Southern Aggression, just more nasal.

That's the risk you run making the tough decisions that will in no way affect your personal finances.

Sounds more like mescaline than E.

What's with this "in time" business? You think you're better than me?

Doctors there can either prescribe cocaine or penicillin. There ain't no third direction.