I'm just so sick of him using his God-given talent to the utmost potential. It makes me feel like a wasteful, insignificant creature.

Hmm. Seems like it would be the opposite.

Never had a loose meat sandwich. But I generally eat Sloppy Joes with a fork (like 2 open faced sandwiches on a plate). I don't even bother trying to eat it like a regular sandwich. I do the same with hot dogs. I tend to put too many toppings on it so that it would just fall apart and make a giant mess anyway.

No. Hosmer. Eric Hosmer.

Do you have anything with pecans?

Has anyone ever combined the Flock Of Seagulls do, the Misfits Devilock, and the mullet? Because that would be very specific.

Obadiah Ewan and Robert Barnes, I guess?

Don Knotts Landing Strip.

Women can't even be Generals! What's that? They can? How 'bout that!

Right. Forgot about that. Didn't Robert Downey Jr.'s character have a recurring gag about constantly changing his major from one useless subject to another in Back To School?

Threes Company: Furley's Revenge.

The Apple Dumpling GangBang.

The Shakiest Buns in the West.

Hey, that's exactly the argument I use for my home surgery business!

Back to School?

I haven't paid much attention to the InBev thing. But seconded on Destihl. Even the super sour stuff.

One of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes panels is when Calvin is in a bad mood.
Near the end he says (paraphrasing):
"I wish I was dead."
"No wait. That's no good."
"I wish everyone else was dead."

Pointer finger?

I think they're part of the rodent family.

For you, or the weasel?