Looks like I get to trot out "two things" yet again.

Unless I've fucked up the calculation (which is entirely possible), it comes out to 4.59. The stuff right of the decimal point is just solo stuff by guys/gals from those 4 real bands.

All the snowbirds moving back/forth? Although that would only increase your embarrassment, I figure.

Windowpane. 6th grade. My first word. I was also the first eliminated. In my defense, I had never heard any human being refer to a windowpane in any context before I took the stage.

He did not seem to enjoy his time with David Blatt.

Rome, Italy and Rhome Texas? London, England and London, Texas? Moscow, Russia and Moscow, Texas? Palestine and Palestine, Texas? Venus and Venus, Texas? Mars and Mars, Texas?

OK, but did you know Peter Steele had the most metal name? It was both rock and metal.

Finally came up with a decent entry (sex puns are so easy, much like earth girls):
"Softer, Worse, Slower, Weaker"

"All Killer, No Filler"

Maybe a sub-title. That's far too many words to really grab viewers.

And tax returns.

Then, we pissed on the Eiffel Tower.

I have no idea what is going on here. But I like it.

Don't worry, we already have a pretty good idea of which tools and their films you were referring to.

I don't even kno her.

CPU Core 01: Knock Knock.
CPU Core 02: Who is there?
CPU Core 01: Banana.
CPU Core 02: Banana who?

Did these people learn nothing from Funnybot?

Sorry, this has nothing to do with David Sedaris:
"It's Scary What This Site Knows About You, Enter Your Name" is on the of the ads on this page, as I view it now.

"Iron-z is acceptable, if lacking. While IROC-Z is fucking awesome."

Male gays. Huh huh.