Also, an "e" is not required.

I don't remember that specifically. He was hanging with Omar Sharif at the beginning. Either way, it isn't that important. Just kind of funny.

Unless you get a Swayze-bot. Pain don't hurt.

Grammy watched the kid, so we slept in, drank beer, and watched our rapidly accumulating DVR/Netflix queues. And other cool stuff too.

I would not, could not walk the line. I would not, could not on the Palatine.

I've always wanted to start a university. It seems like a sweet way to extort people. "When you die, can I give that to me daughter?"

Cool. Learn something new every day. As long as we can all agree that Texas-style brisket is the only real BBQ and everything else is simply meat + ketchup.

We've been DVRing Better Call Saul. We usually get to watch it on either Friday or Saturday night after my son goes to bed, so the volume is kept really low and we put the Closed Captioning on. The phrase "a dog barks in the distance" pops up so much I've started interjecting that into lagging parts of conversations.…

Sadly, "maintenance error" is the cause way more often than anything else.

It's gonna rain?

Really? I must admit that I don't ever really go looking for it, but it seems like I've seen that style pretty well represented in the summer months. I feel like I've even seen some examples year-round. Perhaps the St. Arnold Santo? I know, I know, it isn't a real Kolsch.

Is it okay if it tastes like beer, but also coffee? Because putting just a little dab of coffee in is one of my favorite tricks with over-hoppy IPAs. Also, I like coffee in dark beers that already have that undertone. Funny thing is, I don't really like coffee by itself.

Altbier in general is terrible, or the altbier from those specific locales? Because I really like some specimens of that style.

I keep giving Franconia a chance, but they've yet to do anything that really grabbed me. Granted, I haven't tried their Kolsch. And one time I got a very soapy flavor from their Dunkel, like they'd used straight tap water on a batch. Kind of put me off. But I really want to like it!

Makeup to simulate a fake tan? We're through the looking-glass here people.

Well he didn't.

I assume such a festival would also include Cameron Frye, Soleil Moon Frye, and Channing Frye.

I've had enough of this FYR BTTM.

At least we know he can take a punch.

Thinking back, I really should have appended "the Plane that Couldn't Land" onto the end of mine. Hmm. I guess I just did.