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I can't explain it. I call them beanies too. I don't know why. I also don't know why every soda/cola/pop is "coke" where I am. That's just the way it is.

This is about the 4th time I've seen "MRA" with no explanation in the past day or two. Anybody? I don't know this one. I'm going to feel stupid for asking, aren't I?

Fair enough. I miss the days of waking up with literally nothing to do, never moving past the boxer-brief stage, and plowing through as many beers as possible. But these days day-drinking is usually an unplanned thing. So I'm usually dressed before it goes down.

I think you should keep "Europeon". Don't edit it.

What a slog. Got it. They think people that believe in God are stupid. Understood. No need to keep hammering away.

You are not alone.

Plus, they totally padded their stats on a bunch of other stuff too. Some philosophical movements are only great in garbage time.

I keep pronouncing it "rom-fim". Been day-drinking in regular clothes (including cargo shorts) this long. I'm good.

There Will Be Snits.

If only my kidneys could still handle MD:CR (as I'm sure all the cool kids like me were calling it).

I'm accused of disliking cinnamon from time to time. Thing is, I actually like it, but it seems like every application calls for a shit-ton of it. I dislike it overpowering the other flavors.

Odd duck asshole is a delicacy in some cultures, I'll have you know.

I got that sweet first-time home buyer tax credit that sadly no longer exists. At least I thought it was going away.

Indeed. I should have been more clear. There's no stated reason for the increase in appraised value. But digging into the public appraisal data, it appears that almost all home values in my area were "increased" to the maximum percentage allowable under law.

You absolutely can. The market is nuts right now. I just know that I don't really want to live anywhere else. We didn't go to the top of our budget, so we should be able to pay it off in 20 years or so. A mortgage is a risk, but what isn't?

Oh yeah, totally protesting this. There's no stated reason for the increase. It's a great way to raise money. They don't even have to fix anything!

Yeah, the property taxes in Texas the last few years are pretty much hell. Home ownership is a bunch of work. But I think this works better for my family than renting.

I keep saying it, and they keep telling me it simply won't work: gingerbread houses.

And let's not forget property taxes. My house is somehow worth $30k more now than two years ago. Well, I did finally replace those toilets, so I guess I deserve that.

Fucks are self-replicating, but definitely not asexual.