And now to overshare.

Perfect. You can have all the raw fish (or fish in general) and I'll take the doughnuts.

The telling will probably ruin it, but there's a Pixar Cars Toon all about Mater on Netflix. One of the shorts is Mater ends up in Japan and has to compete in a drifting race. Gets chased by the police, goes into a building that says "doughnuts" and it's just cars doing doughnuts in an empty space. It immediately…

Poor PenzeyMoog will have to find another job.

God, what I wouldn't give for a nice nap. Can I substitute a beer for the binky?

Did someone say bushy ass? I'm awake now.

So you're saying things should be constantly improving?

I appear to be equally inept at all versions of the comments system. I've farmed out all my commenting to an undocumented worker. I have no idea he is typing this right now.

David Spade?

Who throws a shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman.

Maybe this is where that "no official language" thing really pays off.

Judging by their sense of humor, I would expect Deadpool #2, and Deadpool 3-Way.

DEEP IN THE HEART* OF TEXAS!

What is this? A wall for ants? It must be at least 3 times more bigly than this!

They were totally asking for it!

Yes, a thorough washing will be required.

Too ethnic.

All that really comes to mind is the Dave Chappelle part.

Insert Clint Eastwood hot dog spiel from Sudden Impact.

Just a tremendous Stripes reference. Well done.