A good friend gave me XO for Christmas. I listened to that pretty constantly for the next 3 years. I bought all the other albums and love them, but that one's kind of special to me.

Sounds like a new ipecac challenge in the works.

I will take my bad habits to my grave!

One time, I came up with "philosoraptor". Turns out that was already a thing.

That is such a weird line. I watched Face/Off far too much and found myself saying this at inappropriate times before my brain could stop me.

Actual mirth is directly proportional to imbibed alcohol content.

Nothing wrong with a vapor-chaser.

Looks like Easteros is making a deposit at the spank-bank!

What poor bastard has to step into Michael Keaton's shoes? Or can we gender-swap that one too and pick an interesting female lead that the internet will try to humiliate for being not-male?

I'm not a remake is the way to go when the original is perfect as-is.

I always thought they were quinces!

Uncomfortably delayed, maniacal laughing.

People who've made a career of just that.

Ouch.

I believe I have, but it never hurts to bask in it once again.

Pretty much 24/7.

I'm wearin' 'em anyways. Goes great with my shaved head and pasty complexion.

The AV Club turned into a game of Mad Libs so gradually I didn't even notice.

They only want sharks with no fin gap.

Looking for a bunk to deposit said spunk. Ya lunk.