I can suck my own dick.

Agree that The Baxter is worth seeing. Michelle Williams is great, and it's all-in-all a sweet, funny film. Also, 10 second Ken Marino cameo, and if that's not enough to get a movie greenlit these days, I don't know what is.

"lets him" makes it seem as if Twitter has any choice in the matter. Franco chooses the character limit and Twitter nods meekly and thanks the Gods that Franco is in a good mood.

Barry Corbin in No Country for Old Men
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Forgotten History
The reason a lot of this stuff has been largely lost to history is because in the aftermath of the Civil war and the ratification of the 14th Amendment, there was a concerted effort not just in the South but across the country by Jim Crow allies to wipe the record of any kind of black rebellion /…

I'm a big fan of Season 2, especially on re-watch. Season 5 though, much as OrbitalGun said above is nearly undone by Simon's childish grudge against Bill Marimow and the Baltimore Sun, and it turns the newspaper stuff into good/evil, black/white speechifying, which none of the other seasons resorted to.

Slepping Beauty? Alive in Wonderland? What's going on here?

I actually thought The Social Network made Zuckerberg look like a really strange, complicated guy. The only stuff it really made up out of whole cloth was the stuff about the Final Houses. I thought Zuckerberg came off as a brilliant, socially-awkward nerd, which I gather is what he was. Yeah, he fucked over…

Viewdrix, that's a pretty facile comparison. I like Cera a ton, but The Social Network is brilliant, and that's a pretty widely-held viewpoint. Superbad is half of a great movie, and half a mess, and I love Superbad. Even its biggest fans have to admit it teeters on the edge of collapse in its second half. …

Aubrey Plaza will never be boring. Every line reading she gives is fantastic. I don't care that they're all in exactly the same tone. I know that kind of girl and I love that kind of tone. She's essentially Kim Pine from Scott Pilgrim as a sitcom character. Loved her too.

Good point, Ricky Coogan! No, I'm completely kidding. You're an idiot.

How does Kevin James keep getting work? Let me count the ways… Oh, wait, the last three posters all already did that. Three consecutive times. Good for them.

Good point, Tomahawk. No, I'm kidding. Bad point.

He Who Must Not Be Named! You are not to speak of him here!

@ Trakball, if you're looking for an actual answer, it's illegal. All of her films made while she was a minor were ordered destroyed, and owning them now is technically owning child pornography. That said, I'm not aware of anyone being arrested for it.

@Omaha - Because I'll choose enormous breasts over an enormous, neanderthal-like forehead every time.

@TruthLOL In the campaign speech after his grandmother died, he cried pretty good. And yeah, that's one time and it's the death of a family member, but I also recoil at this notion that a reason not to like Obama is because he doesn't get angry or emotional. GWB got angry and emotional all the time and he was the…

six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton.

Curses! This is what I get for not reading three comments down. A thousand pardons.

Judging by the video box, I assumed it was some sort of Human Centipede prequel gone horribly wrong.