Sean Bean should play every secondary role in cinema
BEAN!
BEES?
BEADS!
BEADS?!?!

BEADS!!

The American version is genuinely good, and for some reason the Swedish version on DVD has screwed up subtitles, that blunt a lot of tricky dialogue. As Tobias said, Chloe Moretz and the kid from the Road are both fantastic and the lack of the cat scene (and addition of Elias Koteas with a fantastic mustache), make…

Perhaps it's just me
But I don't just find the Jacob character disgusting, I find him downright anti-Semetic. He's literally identified as a Jew every episode he's in, and between his pale, sweaty, stalker persona, his hair, and his grating nerd voice, it really skirts the line of stereotyping. I keep waiting for…

You know Pinkney's at his computer saying to himself "These guys hate me cause they're all Coen apologists, and god forbid anyone dissent." We hate you because you're a douchebag who doesn't know how to watch a movie. No Country for Old Men was commercial? Did you happen to catch the end of that film? Yeah, that's…

His slightly less-successful brother, who starred in a number of low budg horror films and invented the loofah.

BEES?!?

Not to rain on everyone's 9/11
But pretty sure the movie is called Deep Blue Tuesday (so as not to be confused with Breakfast at Tiffany's troubadours Deep Blue Something.

Yeah, exactly, you're flat-out wrong. I love me some Terry O'Quinn, but Aaron Paul is BB Season 3 just owned it. If they put his "builing a box in woodshop" speech and his "one-eye-beaten-shut revenge" speech on his clip reel, there's nothing that O'Quinn did all season that comes close. It's not O'Quinn's fault,…

Darkon was awful. That's coming from someone who thinks the concept of a LARPing documentary is fantastic.

I've read like 4 pages of Eragon, and it sounds better than his book. That said, Eragon makes me sad.

The literary agent in the film…
Mild spoilers, I guess, not that anyone expected the aspiring writer to turn out to be Tolkein or something…

No, no, that's only his stage name
He was born Mahershalalhashbaz Rosenblatt.

@Fritzy-Poo

Incorrect. The Human Centipede is a 1997 film starring the Olsen Twins, in which they play adorable heiresses pestering their rich-but-harried father (played by a pre-dead Robert Urich) to take them to a local amusement park to experience the brand new "Human Centipede" ride. However, at the park, all three are…

Pretty sure he was eating a peach. Are you even a FAN of the show? GAWD!

THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!