If only there was some kind of free vaccine he could’ve taken...

For the first time, I feel bad for COVID-19.

Yes, but they’re living in the Middle East (my guess is UAE or Qatar as not many other countries in that region who have a lot of ex-pats would be cool with women working). They’re breaking the law by living together.

Pretty sure you don’t need to watch gay porn to see guys finishing themselves off...?

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that everyone you know encourages you to divorce! (Savage Nobody would advise such people to watch some gay porn, not to learn a lesson or anything, just to watch it!)

“and a fuck ton of trauma from the public accusing her of killing her husband and the public doing a disservice to Kurts real addictions and mental health issues.”

And (if even 1/4 of the stories she’s told about her childhood are true) a fuck ton of trauma from long before that stuff happened.

Pink lady, honeycrisp, gala, Fuji, golden delicious, jazz, Braeburn...all so delicious, and so so so so much better than red delicious. When they’re good, apples are pound for pound one of the most satisfying fruits that exist, but red delicious are such trash. They’re not even good for baking, the way that an…

Hole was big at the time, with Celebrity Skin. They also called out Beck and Hanson.

Hole is my fave grunge music from the era. I think Courtney is just a person with a lot of issues and money, and a fuck ton of trauma from the public accusing her of killing her husband and the public doing a disservice to Kurts real addictions and mental health issues. I do think she has a certain lyricism to the way…

Hard to believe Paul Rudd was 50 in Clueless.

Yeah, I got what Kaling was saying. She’s just saying that romcoms operate within their own logic and rules that aren’t like you would see in the real world, even though most of these films ostensibly take place in our world.

It really does a great job. The beginning, when they kept calling Layne hideous because “ponytail and glasses!” and then the makeover scene when they remove said ponytail and glasses and Mia Kirshner’s character goes “I’m a genius”...Is just....really fun satire. It’s not breaking new grounds but it just shows the…

“Who would have thought that everyone that goes to our school is a professional dancer”- that line makes any other movies prom dance scenes impossible to watch without laughing.

While I very much agree that genres are loose and descriptive, rather than rigid and prescriptive, as terms they still convey some kinda meaning.

M. Night Shyamalan was a writer on this script? Well, that explains a lot.

Anyone who says that hasn’t heard much Country. (Deejay here) ALL genres of music feature lots of songs that are mostly mediocre or bad, with a few shining lights.

My worst first date story: we were having sushi on our first date and she asked “if this relationship goes well, can I call you [the hard R]?”

Buddy, have I got what you’re looking for:
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I’d want them to tell me if they hate country music. No need to be a big fan or anything, but if you just have an intolerance of the entire genre, we are not going to be able to vibe.

All around fantastic character actor, the kind of guy you see in something and go “OK, this is going to be better than expected.”