Sadly, I can absolutely understand why a sexual assault victim might view forcing a large hush money payment as something potentially closer to justice than the roulette wheel of shit that making a public accusation is likely to yield.

Imagine writing to an advice column exclusively to be say “Help, my kid doesn’t fuck!” Like, I’d get being concerned if he started saying incel shit, or indicated that he had debilitating anxiety that made interacting with romantic partners extremely difficult, but this just seems to be an average 24-year-old who…

The writer should of known better.

Creepy and control-freaky. At 24 he’s a grown ass man and it’s not her problem.

MOM brought that same question to Dan’s Sack Lunch event for two months in a row. I don’t understand being that obsessed with your child’s love life. Maybe he’s ace. Maybe he’s gay. Maybe he’s picky. Maybe he’s unlucky. Maybe he’s discrete. It doesn’t matter. It’s none of your business. Leave him the hell alone.

I just don't understand why that person is concerned about if their son is a virgin or not. That's creepy. 

Haha, just saying when you normally buy two tickets, A24 is not an unreasonable price. Also, it’s nice to have a naked lady in the house.

Time will tell! I think attendance will crawl back as we go into next year, but also franchise fatigue is a thing. I feel very shrug-y about the next phase of MCU films, and there doesn’t seem to be much capable of hitting that giant B number aside from yet-another comic book movie. Prove me wrong, Avatars 2-5.

I’m wondering if this year’s numbers are going to set more realisticI’m wondering if this year‘s numbers are going to set more realistic benchmarks for movie success over the next decade. It’s just unreasonable to expect every potential franchise movie to pull in $1 billion in order to be considered a success.

It is a horrific nightmare scenario. And not even just one of them! Both!

Your cranberries can also read minds? Savage Nobody thought only his could do that! Anyways, never thought I would hear the decision to have children compared to dating someone who had sex with your parents (and I’m Savage “Crazy Pants” Nobody), but that compatibility view definitely makes sense.

The parents would have been happy going to their graves knowing their son had no knowledge of that night(s)...

I like to think that the parents looked stonily at the boyfriend within moments of “meeting” him and one of them said “we know you took our strap on harness and we would appreciate its return, Bicockslave69**XxXxXx420. If that’s even your real name.”

I actually commissioned a portrait of my parents to hang over the fireplace for this exact reason. I also had the artist include me as a baby - not with a baby face, just my adult face on a baby body, like a medieval painting of the Nativity. The goal is to make people uncomfortable if they had sex with my parents.…

Who knows if the first letter is true, but let it be a lesson; there’s nothing wrong with actually printing out pictures of your parents and having them in a nice frame in your living room.

He got blackballed after he spoke out against the president of the Golden Globes, who he claims sexually assaulted him. This was 10 years before #metoo movement and before Hollywood decided that the GG’s were horrible and disgusting. It became quietly known that if you employed him you could forget being part of the…

This makes me happy. I’m rooting for this dude.

While it’s fun to shut racists up and point out that some of the knights of Arthurian legend were Saracens and other PoC, I think a stronger point of order is that this movie clearly isn’t intended to be a “historically accurate” movie featuring a giant, a talking fox, and a tree dude, and everyone is speaking modern…

I would like to argue against this based entirely on the fact that swords are cool and if a naked lady in a lake throws a sword at you then you have an obligation to tell everyone about it.

Easily one of my most anticipated movies of the year, and I’m actually reassured to hear it sticks to the “dreamlike weirdness” vibe I was getting from some of the trailers. Can’t wait to see it.