5 WEIRD THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR BUTT [slideshow]

In the 80s movies of my youth:

Kinkhole sounds like if Clickhole made a porn site parody spinoff.

I’m mad at letter writer one for how anticlimactic that was damn it. After all the stuff I’ve read in SL, this terrifying kink is.....toenail painting?

Can confirm. I watched Summer School a few weeks ago when Carl Reiner died, and it holds up. A lot of 80s teen comedies are a lot grosser than one might remember. The 80s get remembered way too fondly for a lot of stuff. We had the big 4 pay cable stations in the 80s, and my sister and I watched them all. There was a…

How is there not a paragraph dedicated to Peak Kirstie Alley? I mean damn... (she was a highly competent teacher in the movie as well)

Maybe I need to rewatch, but I thought that Pam had a totally unrequited crush on Shoop, and Shoop had to let her down easy when he realized it. As I recall, at no point were Pam and Shoop in an actual relationship, and once Shoop realized that Pam was angling for one he shut her down. He did let her move in with him,…

I haven’t seen this film in years, but I remember it as being good-natured fun and full of appealing characters, along with some funny bits that have stuck with me, such as when Harmon discovers that the reason one of his students keeps falling asleep in class is because he’s moonlighting as a Chippendales-type…

Co-sign on your second paragraph. The fact that he’s an otherwise traditionally masculine guy makes this a bit transgressive.  Plus knowing that something is seriously turning on your partner is hot for you as well.  It’s just foreplay, man, go with it!

I’m a dude, but I feel like I can add onto what you’ve said:

Get some black polish, call it “tactical”, masculinity preserved.

Because of the nature of this conversation, I spent a good several seconds wondering why his professor was going to see his feet before I realized you weren’t talking about his toe nails...

I think it’s indicative of how aggressively we’ve gendered certain areas of society. If you tell a chemist that an acrylic polymer is miscible in a non-polar solvent, they’d say, “No shit.” But if you tell them acetone removes nail polish, they’re like, “Eek, girly stuff!”

My girlfriend painted my toes a few times over the lockdown, while waiting for the nails I painted for her to dry. While it didn’t give me a sexual thrill, I enjoy all excuses to give and receive physical contact with my partner. All in all, it was lighthearted, fun and funny, gave us a little inside joke. 

Not if you convert to centoemeters.

You missed out on calling this edition “Savage Toebody."

DID YOU KNOW: Painting your nails causes cis men’s dicks to fall straight off? Just straight off? Where once a penis stood, now is only a shade of polish called Oh My Peach.

I can’t remember how many of my girlfriends ended up painting my toenails. Winters are long. Even without any foot fetish per se, it’s an intimate act. Really nothing to get fussed against.

Imagine being such a “No fats, no femmes, MASC4MASC” weirdo that finding out that your man wants to paint your toenails causes this dramatic reaction. For me, the biggest problem with this relatively benign request would be trying not to laugh as my partner gets super horny over toenail painting. Just being rock hard…

Flowers in the Attic?