The DVD has a hilarious menu. Be sure to repeatedly select an option that is on the other side of the disc.

"I wanna go hooome."
"Shut up you little weasel."

"I wanna go hooome."
"Shut up you little weasel."

One of my favorite memories is my mom taking 7 year old me to see this when it came out in theaters. She put her hand in front of my eyes when Emo Philips started using the tablesaw, but she could barely keep my eyes covered properly because she was laughing so hard. That's when I figured out I inherited my…

One of my favorite memories is my mom taking 7 year old me to see this when it came out in theaters. She put her hand in front of my eyes when Emo Philips started using the tablesaw, but she could barely keep my eyes covered properly because she was laughing so hard. That's when I figured out I inherited my…

I wish there really was a Volcano Worshipers Hour.

I wish there really was a Volcano Worshipers Hour.

Am I alone in having tried a Twinkie wiener sandwich?

Am I alone in having tried a Twinkie wiener sandwich?

"This is pretty good watermelon…tastes like poop."

"This is pretty good watermelon…tastes like poop."

"Have some coffee and cake."

"Have some coffee and cake."

The only difference between George W. Bush and Chang is I know who Chang is.

The only difference between George W. Bush and Chang is I know who Chang is.

"I love the sound of your voice."
"I always thought it was kind of nasal and pinched."

"I love the sound of your voice."
"I always thought it was kind of nasal and pinched."

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus  "He said that even if he isn't he and Scott have already talked a lot about where it should go from here."

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus  "He said that even if he isn't he and Scott have already talked a lot about where it should go from here."

The bad guy has the human hero pinned into a corner. Suddenly, the anthropomorphic Tonka Truck, speeding in reverse, slams the bad guy out of the way. "It looked like he needed some back up."