Laura Dern is the McDLT of actresses: The hot side stays hot, and the cool side stays cool.

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD, for me. Its DNA is full of things that appeal to me (Marvel universe! Whedon-esque ensemble stuff! Ming-Na Wen!), but I've heard such mixed things about it that I haven't been able to bring myself to invest, yet. At some point, though, I'm sure I'll dive in.

I agree it's underrated, but there are also some real clunker moments in there. The episode in which the kids were all possessed by hyena spirits at the zoo just about did me in on my first attempted watch-through.

I watched this trailer and actually was surprised by how much I enjoyed it…and then I came here, read the comments, and realized that my enjoyment was totally and completely wrong. Thanks for setting me right, AV Club!

Someone needs to make a trilogy about Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

I feel like this is more "Barely adequate job, Internet."

I've also heard that John Darnielle has never actually been a professional wrestler and Bruce Springsteen did not get a union card and a wedding coat for his nineteenth birthday. CHARLATANS.

I can't wait to see The Electric Mayhem on Getting Doug With High.

I'm just waiting for the new Hardware Wars trailer to drop. I can't promise I won't get misty at my first glimpse of an older, wiser Ham Salad.

I know someone who's seen the pilot. The news…it is not good.

That is literally the worst news I have ever heard.

I feel like this may be an insidious plot to conduct an entirely different study on the number of Internet commenters who will say, "Bullshit, I totally still listen to new music and I'm older than 33!" in response to being told people stop listening to new music at the age of 33. From my unscientific analysis, it…

I really, really hope she's not an easy victim to his sadism. I feel like her going down that road would just be a retread of what she went through with Joffrey. Now that she's older, sadder, and wiser, I'm hoping we get to see her play a similar scenario (betrothed to a maniac!) in a completely different way.

Me, I'm holding out hope that, some day, they'll resolve the rights issues around ROM: Space Knight.

Avengers: Age of Ultron Rotten Tomatoes score: 74%

That moment when you discover you've had the pronunciation of "Norrell" wrong since the beginning.

If this movie is overstuffed, I can't imagine what kind of a hot mess Captain America: Civil War is going to be. I think the only Marvel character who at this point hasn't been announced to be appearing in it is Beta Ray Bill.

Here's How Edge of Tomorrow created its alien-infested Paris

I'll see you cats there!

No mention of The Mountain Goats under M? I hope you die! I hope we both die!