Oh for fuck's sake. Now I'm legitimately angry at this dumb movie. Satan loves science!

That hour is never lost.

Ah. The press was making it seem like it was 50 baggies. But it's still a shit ton of heroin. I thought maybe he was dealing or something but that makes no goddamn sense. But none of this makes any godamn sense.

But 50 bags? Was he stocking up? Isn't that, like, a 5 year supply or something?

Does, um, anyone have any idea what he was doing with 50 bags of heroin? I'm not judging but I'm seriously baffled.

Beat me to it. I forgot about Charlie Wilson's War. Now I remembered and I'm somehow slightly more bummed than I was before.

I saw Kids at a screening with the director. It was an art museum screening so it was a weird mix of women in fur coats and skater kids who laughed during the rape scenes and stuff. Total soul draining experience.

Well, there is still the "go to Princeton with two forms of ID and have the librarian stare at you the whole time" option. I can't find it either. Reading "Ocean Full of Bowling Balls" is on my bucket list and this leak would save me a whole lot of trouble.

Glad to see "Something Good" on there! That one always gets overlooked. Probably because it's a really unlikely song for a nun to sing. I have a feeling it was just something Rodgers and Hammerstein had lying around. Still beautiful though.

And she could have hidden anywhere. It was a BIG garage.

Teenage Crime Wave is pretty Thanksgivingy too. Just switch out the regular Teenage Crime Wave host segments with the Turkey Day Night of the Blood Beast segments and you have a perfect Thanksgiving special. (I think NotBB only gets mentioned once in the host segments anyway. ("It sucks on toast")

There it is!

I feel like that joke must have been done somewhere else before but it was just perfected by The Simpsons. Anyone remember seeing it before?

That wig makes him look a lot like one of The Beatles.

I borrowed your nail clipper. What's the big deal?

You missed the baby, you missed the blind man…

Infuriatingly, Ford's Theater DOES stock little grey confederate army caps for kids. Frankly, selling O'Reilly book would be less offensive, despite its poor research.

Yeah I just assumed the movie would drop the cousin angle because it would be too taboo. But I guess if you can have vampire caesarean sections in your movie and still get a PG-13 incest isn't that big of a deal.

Hm. Vonnegutian might work for me. I'll give it another shot.

Chris Katten is surprisingly good in that one as well.