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Emily
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I actually did.  No one else did though.  It was embarrassing. 

Really?  No one has anything to say about the "Wickerman Festival"?

Really?  No one has anything to say about the "Wickerman Festival"?

"Let's try…..ESCALATE access!"

"Let's try…..ESCALATE access!"

Seriously.  It makes no fucking sense.

Seriously.  It makes no fucking sense.

I think she's just depressed because her parents only bought her one pair of shoes.  They're cute though.  I think I have the same ones.

I think she's just depressed because her parents only bought her one pair of shoes.  They're cute though.  I think I have the same ones.

"Baby talk?  That's not an expression!"

"Baby talk?  That's not an expression!"

Do yourself a favor and look at the expression on Edward Norton's face in the Moonrise Kingdom ad after reading that bit.  Sums it up perfectly.

Do yourself a favor and look at the expression on Edward Norton's face in the Moonrise Kingdom ad after reading that bit.  Sums it up perfectly.

Gotta give the writers credit for going with "defile" instead of "rape" too.

Gotta give the writers credit for going with "defile" instead of "rape" too.

Quit ducking the waffle question, Schur!