Quit ducking the waffle question, Schur!

Angry, angry young man.

Angry, angry young man.

Didn't a bowl of cereal catch on fire in Homer the Smithers?

Didn't a bowl of cereal catch on fire in Homer the Smithers?

That would probably work out better.  I'm also tall, pale and near-sighted so our kids would probably end up looking like those things that ran the clone planet in Attack of the Clones, only blind.

That would probably work out better.  I'm also tall, pale and near-sighted so our kids would probably end up looking like those things that ran the clone planet in Attack of the Clones, only blind.

Do you have a…ketchup secret?

Do you have a…ketchup secret?

It's neck and neck with Shearer describing the Spanish Civil War to kill time.

It's neck and neck with Shearer describing the Spanish Civil War to kill time.

At this risk of sounding like one of the terrifying women he mentions, I would totally marry Stephen Merchant.

At this risk of sounding like one of the terrifying women he mentions, I would totally marry Stephen Merchant.

I see what you did there.

I see what you did there.

Never fails to make me laugh.  The intense way his says "four kinds of rice" puts it over the top for me.

Never fails to make me laugh.  The intense way his says "four kinds of rice" puts it over the top for me.

They didn't give him great Ghostbuster job and say "Go and do it and be successful!"

They didn't give him great Ghostbuster job and say "Go and do it and be successful!"

This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs…