This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs…

Seriously.  I think I want that line on my tombstone.

Seriously.  I think I want that line on my tombstone.

FDR and Eleanor were really distant cousins.  Doesn't really count as incest.  Also she was kinda pretty back in the day:

FDR and Eleanor were really distant cousins.  Doesn't really count as incest.  Also she was kinda pretty back in the day:

I vaguely remember hearing about that NYC public access show too.

I vaguely remember hearing about that NYC public access show too.

It takes every ounce of willpower I have not to say "I fell on my bottom" when I want to impress somebody but I can't think of anything clever.

It takes every ounce of willpower I have not to say "I fell on my bottom" when I want to impress somebody but I can't think of anything clever.

I did too.  One person got it, which made my day.

I did too.  One person got it, which made my day.

Re: the Eat Whatever Mints:  I know that parsley can mess with a gal's menstrual cycle and also may cause some pregnancy issues but this is the first I've heard of peppermint being a problem.  Pregnant women can't really eat anything, can they?

Re: the Eat Whatever Mints:  I know that parsley can mess with a gal's menstrual cycle and also may cause some pregnancy issues but this is the first I've heard of peppermint being a problem.  Pregnant women can't really eat anything, can they?

If it makes you feel any better I once had a patron bitch me out about the nudity on the Deadwood DVDs. 

Yeah.  Kind of a cheap shot Phil.  Nice write-up otherwise.

Unfortunately they don't make them, so I just had one made up at cafe press.  Worth every penny.

Can I just say that the show itself is either extremely savvy or extremely clueless when it comes to how libraries actually work?  Case in point, in that one Sweetums ep the library tech (librarian?l) ran Leslie card through a DVD security case opener to "look up her account".  Either they have no idea what the…

I'm a librarian and I have a tote that says "Punk Ass Book Jockey".

"The mayor of Providence: RHODE ISLAND!"

You said he went BOWLING!