Damn.

MAN LOSES PANTS, LIFE

*Throws ashtray at Never Gonna Register*

Holy crap!  I didn't know that was a reference to something.  This one has some tricky ones.  It took me multiple viewings to catch on to the game show host incantation.  

You mean "Ben Franklian".

I was actually pretty ashamed that I DID know her name off the top of my head.  I'm way to invested in this show.

There's a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!

Do you think Fiennes and Neeson could even look at each other during the filming of this?  I mean the last time they were in a film together it was SCHINDLER'S LIST for God sake.

You didn't like An Education?  That was a pretty great movie.  

I learned all those and "ouroboros" too from The X-Files.  That show was great for vocab words.

"Yeah we're REAL excited about it down here."

Ah, my friend the squeegee! I love you.

You're one of the good ones.

"The best soy latte that you ever had…and me!"  I don't think I've ever hated a band as much as I hate Train.  Like a real visceral hatred.  I'm offended that they are allowed to be a band.

One of the best book titles ever.  Coincidentally, For the Relief of Unbearable Urges is one of my favorites as well.

Yeah, I heard that Spielberg at least really regretted that part. Unlike the Han thing, it IS a bit cold-blooded but it's FUNNY Goddamnit!

I still miss J.T. Walsh.  He made everything better.

I was expecting a clear nail polish joke (the classic cure for a run in the stocking) but they went with the vein thing.  Because they're funny and I'm not.

That was….misguided.

I don't know if he necessarily wanted John
specifically to witness it (he definitely wanted someone to, as that bike thing
was too coincidental).  You could be right, but I'm just trying to think
of why he did the whole "Mrs. Hudson's been shot" thing if he didn't
want John out of the way of the whole ordeal.  Unless he…