Someone once told me time is a flat circle. IGNORE ME!

IGNORE HIM!

Randy's voice for the rural high speed internet facts comes from Jesse Ventura's character in the Jose Chung episode of the X-Files.

Randy's voice for the rural high speed internet facts comes from Jesse Ventura's character in the Jose Chung episode of the X-Files.

That was a weird one.

Danny McBride as Ignatius T. Reilly
Natalie Portman as Myra Minkoff

This just in…
Murder is legal in the state of California.

I can do that at hoye.

ich bin ein douche
Today, we are all douches.

ARE the RAND Corporation and Bart's parents involved.

The Pilot's POTW was Rebecca Adler.

Paraphrasing Tom Hanks on Letterman
"After [Turner and Hooch], they spelled out 'Don't kill the dog' in topiary hedges at Disney World."

Wissenschaft Prison
That is all.

Krull
You don't have to see Krull.

Oh, Steve
You're such a howdedodat.

There's something so sexy about Scrooge McDuck.

Irony Dealers
Mongers. You're Irony-Mongers.

Larry, if you're in here, we're going to meet at Chile's after the movie.

Colin Quinn was a genius.

Anniversary Party
Are you kidding me?