Suck a bag of dicks.

*golf clap*

Mary Poppins+LaDanian Tomlinson

I think this was the same guy I saw on Ellen talking about how evil meat is and Ellen fucking DeGeneres was punching holes in his arguments. He seemed like an incredibly stupid person with a powerful gift for words and some very elitist friends.

@Jaybee Interesting compare and contrast: My parents wouldn't let me watch the Simpsons because, "That kid [Bart, I assume] needs a good smack in the mouth." I still haven't seen a whole episode.

Thanks. If that was Angel's follow up line, I haven't seen these episodes in forever. Whedon really must love westerns. You have Lorne, Angel and Spike both have names probably inspired by The Wild Bunch and of course the chase sequence on horseback. Oh and like all of Firefly.

I gotta know…
Normally, I'm pretty good with catching references, however this one eludes me:

They really like Journey. If you can't let go of your head and just let yourself appreciate the pure joy of Don't Stop Believing then you are never going to like Glee. Unironic appreciating of Journey is a pretty good barometer for appreciation of Glee.

We repressed it. Oh God, now I'm having flashbacks… the horror!

The problem is that there aren't enough decently good female roles in decently good movies to give most of these women any competition on Oscar night.

I'm distracted whenever she goes to her one and only acting move: the lip bite. As far as I know she has no other way of communicating emotion.

Pre-emptive dismissal
The latest rage in the art of backlash.

"Life is for the living" might make a good tagline for a zombie movie.

This ain't Seaworld
This is real as it gets

"Yeah! And seth and japeth too!"

Agreed. Cats are diabolical.

In addition the proclivity towards rye might be a nod towards his Dick Whitman days growing up in Tennessee (it was Tennessee, right?) where rye is pretty common I believe. Canadian Club is probably just a decent enough substitute and as such Draper would refer to it as "rye".

I Watched This New Canon of Flops That Time Forgot!

So you've never:

My Morning Jacket, dir. the Coen Bros.