Oh, apologies to Mr. DiPaolo then. I wasn't aware that he sucked that bad.

phel- Clowns are ESPECIALLY creepy when they are Rob Corddry.

Also it really felt like DiPalo's points were written by a liberal comedian. I would think an actual Republican comedian that does bits on politics could come up with something newer than the old "the media totally kisses this guys ass" bit. I mean, healthcare, corporate takeovers, the way he kind of seems like…

This series has reminded me why I loved Shakira before the ubiquity of 'Hips Don't Lie'. Unique voice. Off-beat lyrics. Different production. We hear so much of the same beats and rhythms in music today that even pulling out an age-old tango beat sounds fresh and awesome. And I am not blinded by her hotness. …

I submit the soundtrack from the movie "Hero" featuring Jet Li and produced by Quentin Tarantino.

When 'Hero' was getting to be popular I was watching the Howard Stern show on E(!) and they had Simon Cowell on as a guest. They told him they were going to have a singer come in and have Simon 'review' him. They brought in Josey Scott and had him sing a bit of some other song. Simon kind of gave one of those looks…

Here is a stab at the Crank of Romcoms:

I don't think Ghengis Khan wrote anything, ever. He just shouted at parchment and it inscribed itself. His subordinates never told him that the letters of his name were nonsensical because they feared his death-stare.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

1) I cut up 6 pack rings whenever I encounter them which isn't very often because I try to avoid anything that is packaged with them. Ale-8 for instance comes in recyclable cardboard.

I think that filmmakers have a certain bias toward "performers" in the sense that they think they will be able to deliver the lines with pathos, humor or whatever. However, speaking as a biologist, I know plenty of people that have genuine passion for these subjects and that is what is really missing in these kinds…

I for one loved Across the Universe but I think the trick is that you have to be a big fan of the Beatles AND musicals in general. Putting songs into a musical usually means you don't get to indulge in the pure sound qualities like on a recording but what you sacrifice there you make up in rich images and a…

Like a Prayer is about blowjobs? I sincerely ask someone to explain this to me. Do blowjobs have something to do with Black Jesus?

From the evil former Mayor of Sunnydale no less!

Um…"folks" is a Southern word and "dude" is a California word. The documentary takes place in Virginia so "folks" seems appropriate.

Aww man, I thought I made a mildly witty comment and then the thread gets hijacked by some pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, giant douche.

I don't understand why Penny didn't take the VERY obvious way out:

I wish my piles of money were more stupid. Then they wouldn't keep escaping.

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I think you meant Squick- uel.

The way I figure it the only way a TV show should get a movie is to tie up a bunch of loose ends, resolving plots that were clearly opened during the run of the show. The only example I can think of is Serenity for Firefly and that had to do with the surprise factor of being cancelled. Something tells me that Lost…