I don't listen to Pete's podcast, so don't complain about it. I will complain when he goes on other podcasts and just ruins them with his all encompassing obnoxiousness (which he must surely be playing up nowadays).

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He is just one of those people that has to be heard at every time, even when the things he has to say are not relevant or funny.

So this band claim they can reach Mars in 23 less seconds than that other band?

Where's the challenge in that, though?

Pete Holmes is a good standup, but comes off as one of the most annoying people on the planet.

Yeah, product is pretty damn flammable. Mine singed, apparently my un-shampooed hair isn't made of pure oil.

Awww, that sounds like someone who has had terrible experiences, the best time to ski is actually the hour before the resort opens. I do know I hated my one season working at Whistler, was pretty unenjoyable from a pure crowd perspective.

That is a 14 year old Asian boy…so obviously, yes I would.

Reason 1: Alcohol
Reason 2: Members of the opposite sex
Reason 3: Members of the opposite sex with impaired judgment as a result of reason 1.

Expert Skiing Advice: If you ever want to go skiing in peak season at a great place where you can literally just ski straight onto chair lifts (honestly, middle of the day and 0 people in line), Furano in Japan.

Slide 1: Pinkman contemplates masturbating
 
Slide 2: Walt tries to convince him not to do so

OK Todd, just looked at Friday's program. I think you should check out Inside The Big Bang Theory Writers' Room, let us all know the process of getting undeserved emmy nominations.

Yeah, that line got me too.

Ceiling or pedestal?

Yet you've never been?

Comic-Con seems like it would be a great experience with like 500 people.

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Upstairs…

Well done Marah, it seems like you would have had to talk to Pete Holmes for an extended period of time, you're a trooper.

So, the Lion thing, that's gone now?

Actually, trying zippo tricks.