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I don't know if your being sarcastic. I'm not trying to sound cool. When I drive to work I have my iPhone playing through the car, so I only listen to my music and podcasts, not ads and radio people yapping. And well, god knows I'm not going to waste my time watching…

Hey I'm not a…

In fairness I don't listen to the radio or watch things that show music videos.

I feel so out of the loop, with all this AV Club stuff about Kanye and Jay Z, I couldn't name you one song from either of them. Oh add Pharrel and william to that list, what I'm saying is, I don't get the rap.

Yeah sorry, pretty sure it's happening.

I think it's pretty simple, Michael is a very lonely man with no friends. Ryan was new and in Michael's eyes seemed 'cool'. But I think he could see that Ryan had no interest in being friends. It's similar to how certain girls will continue to go for the guy that will cheat on them, and they know that that they go for…

Good point, it also is a pretty good one episode look at who the characters are.

A trilogy counts as one? In that case I'm maximising my viewing time; Dark Knight trilogy, Star Wars saga (even the prequels, just fast forwarding to Lightsaber duels) and James Bond series. Boom 32 films!

Good thing you got Dodgeball 2 coming you.

Yeah DC is very old fashioned. Their characters are mostly pretty bland and simple (Batman aside). Marvel is a whole lot more modern, and their characters just fit better in the word of film in this current climate.

In the last few months, (which have been autumn/winter) I have found myself holding my jacket the way Bane does. Makes me feel all tough and stuff.

Yeah and just don't reboot Batman for at least 10 years (I know, I know, it will be out in 2016 at the latest). I love that they rebooted Batman, because for me I have now had the perfect Batman film series, anything else will just pale in comparison. It is scary to think that unless superhero movies and other series…

I can't see it happening. DC isn't going to risk their movie with John Blake. Batman will be in the JL movie and he will be Bruce Wayne, because that's what the masses are comfortable with.

Yeah, the Cage one does sound quite similar to other films. The first one has a promising comedy premise.

Wait, why are you using Dead Man's Chest as a positive comparison? Black Pearl is the only one in the series that is good.

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"Wow! That white-face job you got is so much better than mine."

I know right. It's like me suggesting this obscure christian band from my hometown have one of their songs close Magnolia, just because their song is called "God hates Frogs", or at least I think that's what it was called…

Classic Poe

Quick! Someone call Michael Douglas…

You can take your subtle and nuanced Cage and shove it up a bee hive.