Yep, as long as you can justify it as a work expense you're all good. Being a ski instructor, I classify as an outdoor worker, so clothing  and sunglasses are just automatic. And even though I have my uniform provided by my employer, I still need clothes to wear underneath my instructors gear. So i claim basically any…

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I don't know if she did it because of what I did. But I'm pretty sure that's why she boasted to me that she had done it. As if having sex with someone who has been in a movie or tv show is some achievement (it's really not, they aren't super proficient or anything). Or…

*Does strange hand sign that I saw Graham Norton do when Miley Cyrus was on*

Oh It was a good while after, I just assume it was some sort of revenge thing. Even though when I did it, it was just a cute girl to me, I didn't go searching it out. To her it was just screwing a 50+ year old guy because he is famous.

Not much to it, about 4 years ago I slept with a not very famous actress (who I had no idea who she was at the time) while working at Aspen snowmass, I told my ex. About a year later she informed me she had sex with Hasselfoff, I said "well done", I think she wanted more of a response.

I apologise for my repetitiveness Señor.

Fun Fact: David Hasselhoff fucked my ex-girlfriend.

Hitler, always blame Hitler.

Fun fact: Her name would actually have been Megan Foxx, but her father changed it before she was born.

Cheating Taking advantage of Tax Time Thread
Now I don't know how this works in the US, but here in Aus it's nearly tax time. So I bought a whole bunch of stuff for my job that I will be claiming on tax. I bought a new set of skis, a new snow jacket, those were things I kind of needed. Now I also bought a really nice…

Independence Day 2: A different year this time

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Well we just started the snow season here in Australia, and as an instructor, we have a party every year for the newbies. I had opted to not fly down from my 'home', instead choosing the 16 hour drive, so I got there very tired and after a few drinks I fell asleep. Now…

Oh my friends and family now know that I only deal in Blu-Rays/DVD's and CD's for Christmas nowadays. I do one Xmas shop on the 23rd at one media outlet and that's it.  Really helps with wrapping presents, as they are all simple rectangular packages.

As a non-American, I feel grateful for having no idea who this woman is, but good luck to her with her love for food…and whites.

I really enjoy Big Brother as a concept as a social experiment, but only if/when they put a subversive group together, not just a bunch of 'hotties' to hook up.

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At least you're still trying mate, that deserves credit on its own. Experience gifts are good because they are so memorable (swimming with dolphins, skydiving), well they are great if that experience is enjoyed, they are the worst gifts if they aren't.

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Not at the moment, but I worked over there for 4 months in 2011. The Aussie dollar is about .70 euros, so a standard 700ml bottle of whiskey was about 19 euros.

Yeah, you're always going to be more likely to have problems if your not getting that deep sleep, when your conscious mind is completely shut off.

Just because he has bought practical things, doesn't mean the missus likes practical gifts.

I had the sides of my head shaved the other day (not willingly) and it's winter here, so I 'm really missing that lovely insulating hair. Oh for full disclosure, I'm a ski instructor… so I really miss that warmth!