I don't even own a television. I live in Taiwan. To watch this show the way this antique wants me to, I would need to subscribe to a cable package that has HBO and seventy channels in Mandarin. Yo Ho Ho and a pirate's life for me!

Bacigalupi, Paolo 
Ship Breaker
"In a futuristic world, teenaged Nailer scavenges copper wiring from grounded oil tankers for a living, but when he finds a beached clipper ship with a girl in the wreckage, he has to decide if he should strip the ship for its wealth or rescue the girl."

Steven Wright reads Will Self's My Idea of Fun.

Amateurs.

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