I saw a trailer for that recently. Looked pretty good. You're not being facetious, are you?

The ads on tv are referring to this one as the final chapter. I'm not falling for it.

He seems to be having some di-fick'-ul-tee passing the salt.

Classic
How do you make a five year old cry twice?
Wipe off your dick on his teddy bear.

I like to pass a book on, Kindle ruins that.

Yes, Conway is comedy gold! Fuck anyone that says otherwise.

Damn, I thought for sure he was going to garrote her.

ridonk.

Be proud of how you look young lady, now put on some makeup.
I can't get over the Soup clip where she asked a guest if she ever smelled her fiance's farts. The last bit of hope that I had for the next generation died in me at that moment.

No they are not. It's just hollywoods way of getting you to buy the same movies you already bought on DVD. I don't care how many fucking extras and features they put on them,it's nothing more than another way to part you and your money.

Really? I saw him on Letterman or Conan(can't remember) just a couple weeks ago and he seemed in top form. Laughed loudly and woke the wife.

Anyone who hates The Sword can go get fucked in the ass with a chainsaw. Songs about George RR Martin characters fucking rule!

Did not know that, please enlighten us.

Wolfman, how are Slayer and Clutch silly?

Yes Pelicans drummer is terrible. Anyone else notice that White Zombie has had a rich history of shitty drummers also?

Doug Stanhope
Good stuff.

My day off
You would think that I would have better things to do with my time, but I don't.

You enjoy what you enjoy
Now that I'm older, I see that every generation thinks the pop culture from the previous generation was inferior. In 25 years someone will be pointing out how bad the movies are from the 90's and 00's. You will also find that you are less sure about what you think you know.

System of a Down sucks donkey dick.
S.O.D. fucking maintains possession of all property!

Non issue
Dead people have been used in commercials before, why is this touching a nerve now?