D Chang is way hardcore.

As an eagles fan (I wonder how many of you av hipsters watch football? hmmm….) all I can say is that this guy is a total douche.

I'll show you some comic invention….

Your head must be up venus's ass.

Generally any band named after a continent sucks (except Africa).

HOBO
It's Bowie….in space.

Cable
I hate monopolies and I hate men who name themselves after one.