Hear, hear! Total agreement. He's 40 for christsake. If he was still sporting the badass persona it would be pathetic.

The Real Question
Will there be a training montage? Will that training montage use the Joe Esposito classic "Your the Best"?

Plates
As an Iowan I can assure you that we don't buy commemorative plates. That is strickly for Nebraskans. Or dumbasses, as they are referred to in Iowa.

Fred Travelena
Impersonator Fred Travelena also died yesterday. Those of you over the age of 35 might remember his frequent visits to The Tonight Show. He was right up there with Rich Little, if you found that kind of stuff funny anyway.

must enter a title
FIASCO. ow wait, this isn't my year of flops?

I'm afraid Robert Goulet hasn't arrived yet sir.

i heard that at the last station they bought they cut out half & half and made everyone eat cold cuts.

give it up asshole. mbs will comment on every comment and there is nothing you can do about it.

As a former employee of the Land O' Lakes corporation I would like to state that they are a very nice company. I also love dairy products. If you can squeeze it out of cow boobs, I'll eat it.

Pointless Forrest
I pick the world in which Harry Nilsson's "The Point" is based. ou can basically drop acid all day and wander around in the woods talking to rocks.

Hate-fuck her? I'd go all Barry White on her ass.

according to the interwebs she is Eating, Praying, and Loving. what she is loving is anybody's guess. her cousin won the Belmont Stakes perhaps?

Georgia O'Keefe is rolling in her grave because of that lame-ass vaginal metaphor.

They should be forced to change their name to "Visual Elderly".

One thing forgotten
I think that Zack misses one point here in conjunction with TMP. Robert Wise ranks right up there with Uwe Boll as the worst movie director of all time. He was compicit in the destruction of The Magnificent Andersons, and although The Sound of Music and West Side Story are beloved by millions of…

Fantastic
May actually have to buy a Wii just for this. The arcade version was one of the best ever.

It's clear that what this person is really looking for is where each movie resides in the numbered list of all movies ever made. That shouldn't be too hard to do.

not usually a spelling ass
you say that he is sitting on a "thrown". i think it should be "throne".

I once had the high score for Star Trek the Next Generation pinball at a bar called The Vine in Iowa City. I can still remember how to pilot the shuttle craft out of the caves.

Stop Me
If you think that you've heard this one before….