"Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia."
"Pffft, that's no reason to block the TV."

It's a bloody outrage it is!

Atlanta's famous for their airport!

"The average Australian is much more intelligent than the average American."

Only Phil Hartman could make prison seem so appealing.

"Ewww, it's not like in cartoons."
"Yeah, there's a lot more mucus."

He was probably more frightened by your appearance.

"Aaaaah!"

edited due to sarcastic smartasses who can't handle ignorance of the German language

Hey, look! Those frogs are eating all their crops!

"we had little else to entertain us back in the 90s"

Just wait until "You don't win friends with salad."

I just flushed my toilet and it went counter-clockwise.

Stand back, or I'll boot your Prime Minister!

Payroll, Bert Stanton speaking.

Au-stray-lee-a, I'll be damned! Hey, look at this one! "You are gay." Hahahahaha

BULLLFROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGG!!

Flying pre-9/11, that bastid didn't know how good he had it.

Oh, and Lisa uses a quote I say more often than I'd like to admit: "I know what those words mean but that sign doesn't make any sense."

Dast facken ist ein…nuisance phone!