As a resident of Rand McNally, this is by far my favorite episode. Many will have debates over what the best episode is but this caters to a personal taste. Biting wit with entire strings of clever, topical jokes (specifically Bart calling across the world), a message of complex morality, a bonding over the…

It's time to bend over and receive my destiny.

"Then the rebels will soon take the capital! I must flee!"

And they recently redid that joke! With a slight twist: "Thank god, I'm not in the shower."

Yes Bart, why don't you try it and find out?

"This is for the Commonwealth of Australia."

@avclub-27e87cc851baee4401e8eed1d89fa6ba:disqus Yeah, but it's kind of awkward when he goes into a monologue before meeting with you. It's funny and all, but it gives me the creeps…

Yeah…that's what I did.

Is it disturbing that I know what her Golden Girls look like?

I've met him in person. He's a really good natured guy.

[In Lenny's voice]: You know it!

Um…it's actually "seat". Burn that seat.

"There was a bunch of old paint cans in the garage."
"Ha! OId painty-can Ned."

"I've never had a pair of pants fit so well in my life."

First Smithers, now Homer. Fucking windshields. HOW DO THEY WORK?

I think you would be too if you had barbecue sauce poured on your ass.

Uh, I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

This is directed at all of you: Hey, nice threads.

Also: "Kids have a lot of money these days, so after your performance, you might consider robbing them."

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