Purple monkey dishwasher.

Purple monkey dishwasher.

Just like lumber, the Simpsons has a million uses.

Just like lumber, the Simpsons has a million uses.

@avclub-8d2583b317ce1bd4962cec8605c5676a:disqus I'm now registering an account named "Sprezzatura".

@avclub-8d2583b317ce1bd4962cec8605c5676a:disqus I'm now registering an account named "Sprezzatura".

I don't think anyone would put any of the blame Anya for that.

I don't think anyone would put any of the blame Anya for that.

But… that's nearly everyone.

But… that's nearly everyone.

It's about time Owen Pallett got himself a taste of that sweet Linkin Park cash.

It's about time Owen Pallett got himself a taste of that sweet Linkin Park cash.

Liked for many, many reasons.

Liked for many, many reasons.

I do not like the AV Club as much as these people seem to. Which, at most, puts me juuuuuuuust under the creepy stalker level.

I do not like the AV Club as much as these people seem to. Which, at most, puts me juuuuuuuust under the creepy stalker level.

Except… it's just so easy to tell the obvious alternate story, which is much cooler anyway - that the matrix is a control program designed to turn the mass of human cognition into a giant distributed computing network, each brain being a processor and memory store. The machines upgrade their RAM and processor by…

Except… it's just so easy to tell the obvious alternate story, which is much cooler anyway - that the matrix is a control program designed to turn the mass of human cognition into a giant distributed computing network, each brain being a processor and memory store. The machines upgrade their RAM and processor by…

Now I'm imagining Morpheus giving his speech to Neo:

Now I'm imagining Morpheus giving his speech to Neo: