It was with fond memories of That 70's Show that I tried The Ranch. It was a horrible, horrible mistake. I don't think I'm ever going to be okay again. Please people, learn from my mistake. Don't watch that show, if you value life.

Red: G*% Damn it! I am tired of being F*&%$# Santa Claus! Steven, you get your s*%$ together and you get your ass in the G*% damn car! We're going! F*&%$ Now G*& damn it! Move it!

After the dull slog that was BvS, I felt the urge toI dust off my Lynda Carter Wonder Woman Season 1 DVD set. Fun stuff, but for a Wonder Woman show, the first couple of episodes are very male-centric, more about Steve Trevor than Diana. Also, the idea that a bun and glasses somehow makes Ms. Carter somehow "bland"…

Perhaps it's time for an old fashioned workplace massacre? Or maybe a mass poisoning? You never see those anymore.

Thank you, ICP. I'm still working on Science of the Discworld 2: The Globe which is fine. I guess I'll just put any future Discworld reviews into bottles and float them into the Atlantic for anyone to find.

I flipping loved Korman and Bruno and Boots when I was a kid. I've been searching used bookstores and gradually re-building my Korman library. If you've never read him, give Son of Interflux or Don't Care High a chance.

"Gimme another space beer, Gleep-Glop"

If you hadn't said it, I would've.

But yeah, you're right.

A little late for should haves, sarcasm detector.

Ellen Page was the worst Bond.

Shallow Grave is very good. It redeems many sins.

Happy Birthday!

Really? Our government will waive a tax debt of less than two dollars.

Yes. It was the first thing my eyes landed on when trying to decide my username.

"Tell me more!"

It'll probably be a Subway.

I have to agree.

I saw the film when it came out. I was 7 I believe, and that was the only part I remember or understood. Except for the insane ending.

Well done! I'm informed by math that two out of three is 66%!