We'll be standing by with bandages and plasma for the wounded and puppies for the heartsick.

Yes, exactly! Good luck with that!

It's been excellent at relieving my Delirium Tremens.

Happy Thanksgiving Americans! Good luck with everything!

One thing?

"Where's my money, honey?"

Her self-esteem is through the roof!

“Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.”

Touche.

Happy belated birthday!

Amen!

Ewige Blumenkraft und ewige Schlangenkraft!

Congratulations on your accomplishment. I'd like to give a shout out to Ice Cream Planet, who is as sweet as his username, and Cookie Monster, who is as awesome as his namesake. They both have posted things I've found very helpful and uplifting.

Still trying to clear out my physical disc collection. It's going really slowly though. Some nights I just don't feel like endlessly ripping data, y'know?

Who doesn't?

Happy Birthday. Many happy returns!

Still reading Jingo. It's hella-good.

Tom Hanks, class act.

Einstein was the shit. Discuss.

I should have. I'm one of the stupid monkeys.