I don't know who wins the Meta Off between Tom and Weaver, but surely the big winner is Pope breaking away from his usual TV Land references to quote Jaws.

Yes.  There was only one Cutthroat Island and it kept Renny Harlin from going on to direct High Noon II: Noon Higher.

Damn, you sure savaged that poor movie.  Oh, excuse me.  You sure Native Americanned that poor movie.

I admire your ability to look past the rage inducing handwaves that set everything in motion.  You're a far better man than I in that regard.  I totally agree that the best parts of this episode are possibly the strongest parts of the entire season but I still couldn't rank this episode higher than a C when…

I know right?  It's like why did I even bother signing up for a Shia LaBeouf Penis notification when these always show up at the same time.

That should be an "I" instead of the second "E".  Where did you learn how to racist?

"What a funny little man…"

I'm still thinking that it's a "third time's a charm" gamble by Karen and her Matrixeption machine.  They figured that Tom's become so acclimated to living life simply as a struggle to survive now that the only reality he'd accept was the craptacular world he'd come to know.  So they drop him in a simulated Boston and…

Eat, Pray, Lovelace: Open Wide and Kneel

A man gotta have a Joad.

The Grape Wrathsby

"A guy opens his conservatory door and gets shot with a revolver and you think that of me?  I am the one who buttles."

I will be the first in line to see that movie.

Seems like the part that Streep was born to play but if we're being realistic about this?  Tyne Daley.

If you return my bifocals to me now that will be the end of it…

Garfunkel, Oates, and Godwin!

"Ain't No Road Too Long" by Waylon Jennings and the cast of Sesame Street from the Follow That Bird soundtrack.

I'm amazed they stuck with this guy for as long as they did after he shot Trayvon Martin.

I didn't get a "Townies" notification for this?

"You're all clear kid.  That exhaust port's a great big pussy just waiting to be fucked!"