Psylocke's looking a bit like Sasha Grey in that first pic. 

I stopped watching once I realized the wasn't titled Goo N.  I really thought America was ready to see a show about a nitrogen based, highly viscous fluid just trying to make it as a single parent in this crazy world while solving crimes for some reason.

I can't be the only person who saw that shot of Paul Rudd and Emile Hirsch and got my hopes up that they were finally rebooting the Super Mario Bros. films.

And two popsicles.

I thought for sure Wayne's World would get a nod for mashing in something like a dozen products into a minute sequence where the characters decry they evils of corporate sponsorship over artistic integrity.  It doesn't necessarily make any product look totally bad but makes it clear why no celebrity endorsement should…

I'd love to join the meaningful dialogue on Tyler Perry's work but that would involve actually watching Tyler Perry's work and I'd rather scrub my tonsils with a shotgun shell.

I love the very last second of the final posted clip.  President Holbrook half heartedly mutters a resigned, "Goddammit", after his head of security informs him that the psycho he's chained to is all too ready and willing to detonate them both, more in line with what you'd expect if Shatner had just told him…

"This diamond heist smells like an inside job.  My gut tells me we'll find our thief working for…

If you're going the ESPN route I prefer the Chris Berman school of nicknaming which would make this headline something like : Rain "drops keep fallin' on my head" Wil"the real Slim Shady please stand up"-son signs deal with C-"Lo Green" B-"hive boufante" S-"ex County, New Jersey" to star in police procedural titled…

I like to think that the casting agents on this show use the bit parts to live out their revenge fantasies on their most hated pitchmen.  Keeping my fingers crossed that we'll soon see Flo and the "Dude, You're Getting a Dell!" guy as NSA agents dangerously close to finding out the truth about The Machine.

I like to think that the casting agents on this show use the bit parts to live out their revenge fantasies on their most hated pitchmen.  Keeping my fingers crossed that we'll soon see Flo and the "Dude, You're Getting a Dell!" guy as NSA agents dangerously close to finding out the truth about The Machine.

Does that mean I'm a cooler boss for forcing my employees to film porn on the weekends?

My vanity project would be full of wood, drawers, and mirrors.

"Play it cool, Franco.  You've made it through scenes tripping balls worse than this.  Just remember that Swan Princess chick is only in your head and focus on getting your lines out.  Four score and seven years ago…Four score and seven years ago…"

This show…
*puts on sunglasses*
Sorry, there was a lot of glare coming off all those clocks.  Where was I?  Oh yeah, this show got cancelled.

My-my-my Stukas hit France so hard
Makes me say, "Oh my Lord,
Thank you for blessing me
with a mind to rhyme and Aryan genes."

Looking at the shrunk down version of the album my first thought was that it looked like Noel Gallagher's stunt double.  After reading the review it sounds like I was right.

I'm too much of a patriot to believe that this was the work of Brits.  I instead will cling to the idea that someone at CBS had a blast of inspiration (fueled either by drugs or just a good ol' fashioned stroke) and said to themselves, "You know what that Ron Eldard show was missing?  Psychic visions.  I should write…

I caught that, I was just unclear in my wording.  What I meant was in the very first part of Stanton's phone conversation with her boss, where he says, "A name is all I can give you…" (or whatever) and then it cuts away my immediate assumption was that "the name" was Harold Finch.  So for the bit of air…

Killing Stanton was actually what raised it up from A minus to a full blown A.  Well, more so the way they did it.  The episode did a great job of what this show does best: setting such a crazy pace that twists that might seem obvious in hindsight manage to take viewers by surprise.  The whole episode kept me on my…