Oh, thank you.

What the fuck is a "frush"?

Fuck, Predator has the best cast ever. And they had to hire bodyguards for Landham TO PROTECT OTHER PEOPLE FROM HIM.

I recently read Mystery for the first time, despite owning it for at least 15 years. Good stuff!

"The fact that none of her injuries were immediately life threatening doesn't mean that he wasn't trying to kill her."

No, because it is a Canadian film.

Wild at Heart is a blast!

But without the rocking music.

"If liberals do this thing then rightists will do the things that they have already done!"

They're all right wingers.

Are you a child?

"Having a gay pride parade? Some folks will try to beat you up. Having a
pro choice rally? Some anti abortionist is gonna mess you up because
in their mind you support mass murder."

It's the only way.

So three inches from the base!

Or Julian Glover!

"…two of this nation’s greatest horror movies: 1974’s Black Christmas…"

I think "titivating" is when you blow raspberries on the boobies.

Bruce Hornsby then?

Hey now. Just because they can't sing doesn't mean they are pederasts.

Isn't it pretty to think so.