I've met him and he is very tall. Not friendly, but tall.

You see the way Daisy Duck dressed? Totally asking for it.

The only other one that works that well I know of is "old west action, Clint Eastwood."

Except two of them are banging off-set, which makes the siblinghood a little less convincing.

"Young Guy" is in his mid-thirties.

Scientific study shows the risk of birth defects to only be very slightly higher in incestual relationships than in normal non-related parentage.

I don't remember. My first real impression that I can recall was really liking "Learn to Fly," but I don't remember what I thought before then.

It's not.

If it's like a changing a tire, I know how to do, but I would never trust anything I did myself to keep me from dying in a blazing car wreck. Some things are better left to tattooed dropouts.

Seriously, my mechanic just told me the new price for an oil change is seventeen dollars more than the old price! What the goddamn hell is that?

And has there been a single War of 1812 movie? That's what I want to see.

Hannibal will be played by, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Can't stand 'em now.

That picture makes me glad I have a cheap seats view for their show next week.

Who from the Americans? I watch that show and legitimately can't tell which one you're pointing to.

It's Benton Harbor, right?

A town no one has heard of? The headquarters of La-Z-Boy means nothing to you?

I expected half this to be first season rather a tenth of it. It's actually a pleasant surprise not to see you go for the obvious answers and instead focus on the better ones in the four seasons its largely been this century's "Three's Company."

The most frustrating aspect is that most of the really good episodes don't seem to involve any more creative efforts than weaker efforts (Connection Lost excepted). And of course the gimmick-y episodes that all sitcoms eventually have to do like the Australian vacation last season (which actually wasn't dreadful, but…

Day of the Locust: remembered solely for the novelty of a character named Homer Simpson more than a decade before the famous one.